Posts tagged "whining"

AESOP ROCK: ZZZ Top

Skelethon comes out so so so soon—July 10 on Rhymesayers. Check out the video for this cut over on Stereogum.

Hot coffee in a hot apartment. This is Sunday morning. Today I’m doing a partial move even though I have no voice because tomorrow I fly out to Portland. I return on a red-eye about a week later and have just 24 hours to pack up my old joint in Bushwick before the movers come.

Can I get a sympathetic groan, y’all?

I fell in love with rocks and started painting them.

(via qualityservice)

This is a hilarious blog that posts actual requests companies send to copywriters. I’d follow up if I wuz yew. I mean, I already did. But I am only me.

Things my autocorrect does that anger me, 4.11.12:

quinoa: Often used to replace my intended “quite” or any other word beginning with q.

  • “That’s not quinoa the scenario.”
  • “Whatever. I quinoa.”
  • “Quinoa calling that dude!”

…: Always used to replace a normal period. Meaning, I suddenly take on an unintentional air of mystery or …suggestion.

  • “I just picked up a bottle of wine…”
  • “I’m sure we’ll bump into each other soon…”
  • “Meh. Whatever you want…”
  • “Yeah! Made me remember something…”

The last example is particularly creepy and leads to many a misinterpretation…

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