My roommate competes in this jump rope gang. She is the best, you know. Anyway, here’s a music video she and her team recorded and performed to promote an event tomorrow morning. It also stars Alfred. It is very very very good.
I was just washing dishes in my kitchen when the fossilizing pug with whom I live hobbled past. I casually glanced over and greeted him, “Hey Albert.” BUT THAT IS NOT HIS NAME. It’s Alfred! And he knew it, judging me accordingly. Thick guilt immediately washed over me.
In other news, this is not a good beer.
(via thefrisky)