You ain’t gotta eat meat to look chic in dis.
Saw this in my Pintrest dash with the caption: “Thanksgiving in Florida. HA!”
Very no. Very, very no.
FIRST CAPTION, y’all!
Josh B.: corgi hover model - bacon
Rachel: hovercraft pup
Brent: i don’t know but that’s what i look like when mad men is on and i’m in the kitchen and someone tells me it’s coming back from a commercial
ANOTHER FIRST CAPTION! Hey, I’m beginning to really dig these. Today we have:
Erik: Baby mushroom?
Ciara: Koala. Or Harajuku in training.
Darryl: Haha, I could only dream of having a great head of hair like that.
Nadia: ”I’m not listening,” in a whiny voice.
Adam: The result of one regrettable night with a fry guy that I will never be able to forget.
Mike: The first human, hairless mouse hybrid relaxing after a hard day of interviews.
One of my new favorite Internet games as of late is one I call First Caption. In it, I scour (or stumble) Pintrest for a mondo-ridic photo and ping a handful of G-chat contacts with the link, asking for his or her first caption. Here’s what I got for today:
Adam: “three things i love, burritos, cinnamon donuts, and women… in that order.”
Andrea: “Hahaha. Her head looks like it’s in a furry sushi roll”
Chris: “Worst Dune costume ever.”
Haley: “bronze-faced fur burrito”
Texas: “burrito chic!”
I cannot be happier that food came to almost all’s minds.
Lea: am i looking at the dolphin or the last name “woodcock”
Lea: because I’m mostly giggling about “Woodcock”