This is a real thing that happens. I know this for a fact because a child very casual, sauve-like approached the info desk today at work to ask about a title. He was pretty much the ittiest, most chill businessman. Leaning against the counter he barely could see over like, Oh hey, I’ll just pick up some books on my lunch break from a place where I work and to which I carry a briefcase. I was too busy planning a music video starring him in my head to even listen for what he wanted us to look up. I immediately falsely remembered him also wearing sunglasses indoors.
Cute Co-worker: Was… that…?
Other Co-worker: That kid had a Bluetooth.
Me: And sunglasses! I love him.
Other Co-work: Right. But there were no sunglasses.
This is our world, guys. I bet the tiny tycoon donned a pair of shades as he exited the store to catch a cab to some office happy hour. He had to, right? RIGHT?
