Do not try to sound like a local before you've even moved to the city.
- Her: Cool. So getting to the city wouldn't be a big deal?
- Me: No! Not at all.
- Her: Where do you live?
- Me: Oh, you know. Morgantown.
- Her: Um, what?
- Me: Morgantown.
- Her: ...
- Me: Off the Morgan stop on the L train.
- Her: Oh! OK. I was thinking, 'But Morgantown is in Virginia...'