A List Of Things I Refuse To Tolerate Today
›› Kids drunkenly weaving the sidewalks of Greenpoint on their Razor scooters
›› Flip-flops
›› UPS leaving me only angry notes and never packages
›› Instagram
›› Less than a fistful-sized amount of guacamole on anything
›› Exes and other people whom I cannot decide whether or not I hate bragging about saving the world
›› Hearing about how killer FYF is (I’ve been to LA and you’re not fooling me)
›› Hey Girl jokes
›› People trying to tell me they never watch TV, not even online (we all know you’re watching the most RuPaul’s Drag Race from the bunch of us)
›› ACC Football
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