A List Of Things I Refuse To Tolerate Today

›› White sunglasses
›› Girls with typewriter tattoos
›› Knocking everything over
›› Skimping on caffeine 
›› Whining about the Pitchfork Public People Jerking Off To Radiohead Lists And There’s No Women Blah Blah Blah
›› Dudes with pinkie rings (except Agent Dale Cooper) 
›› Trains running late
›› Phil Fucking Collins
›› People telling me to watch the new Grimes video over and over
›› That’s What She Said jokes
›› Dealing with coding issues 3+ times (see below post)
›› Root beer 

Time for a bagel or something, sheesh.

  1. aarondeyoe said: whenever i say “phil fucking collins”, it is usually with a much more triumphant tone while admiring my “no jacket required” tattoo.
  2. strange-glitter said: bad tattoos in general, ugh. and funny how everything is much more acceptable when Agent Cooper does it, right? I love this list. agree thoroughly.
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