- me: so i might just stick with that
- me: takes very little brainpower and i'm sure to meet a lot of weirdos (inspiration)
- Mike: yeah
- Mike: for your hbo series
- me: no
- me: i am not lena dunham
- Mike: oh i was talking about True Blood
- me: lol
- Mike: i figured you wanted to meet REAL weirdos. like vampires
- me: i don't want to be in danger, mike
- me: i need my neck
- me: wu tang warned me long ago to protect it
- Mike: i mean, i dont know that youd be bitten
