Police arrested this Florida woman over biting her daughter’s leg. Apparently the daughter warranted the bite because she was fiddling with a Rihanna CD or something. The best part of this story is when the HuffPo says, “Police noted that the wound looked to be ‘very fresh.’” Fresh bites from Florida!
I can attest to the success of biting as a successful and firm way of saying NO! Growing up, I took something of my sister’s—a My Little Pony or something else of value (likely one of the most coveted glitter variety)—so she bit me. On the head, so I guess it’s a little different than this case. Regardless, it worked and I don’t think I ever tried that move again.
EDIT: I mentioned this again to Katt via G-chat. Her response was charming, “did i bite you on the head? i remember using a brass unicorn horn”
