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So after two weak efforts to extinguish Dave’s candy candle he left lit, I got aggressive. My third huff was so Hulk, the suffocatingly cinnamon wax splattered across my cheek. Even a little got into my eyelashes. It wasn’t very hot and therefore not very physically painful—just egotisically so. Please tell me something like this has happened to you before and it’s kind of normal. Or at least please hide my ragey klutz pills crushed up in my nachos.

So after two weak efforts to extinguish Dave’s candy candle he left lit, I got aggressive. My third huff was so Hulk, the suffocatingly cinnamon wax splattered across my cheek. Even a little got into my eyelashes. It wasn’t very hot and therefore not very physically painful—just egotisically so.

Please tell me something like this has happened to you before and it’s kind of normal. Or at least please hide my ragey klutz pills crushed up in my nachos.

01/5/12
  1. eladam said: I have a great story about this happening in a bar. It was amazing!
  2. beca posted this

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