thedailywhat: Sexy Sex Scandal of the Day: UNF’s student newspaper Spinnaker promotes a story about the link between oral sex and throat cancer by putting a depiction of oral sex on the cover. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with a photo of a guy sticking his face between a girl’s legs appearing on the cover of a college newspaper. [wtsp / huffpo.] Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I am...
Muphry's Law →
Muphry’s law is an adage that states that “if you write anything criticizing, editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.” The name is a deliberate misspelling of Murphy’s law. Word. This has ALWAYS proved true for me.
You don’t need a special excuse to make a cake. Just make a cake.– Robin, on life advice
drownedinsoundcloud: Mount Kimbie - Before I...
Donuts are the trailer trash of pastries.– Lars
Andy: most definitely
i'll bring the marshmellows
Me: mellow, eh?
Andy: yeah, because they're infinitely better than marshmallows
summertimeinhell: I was asked to contribute this...
I don’t like my accent. I can’t stand my speaking voice. And sometimes I think,...– Jack White (via rachael-maddux) Guess who transcribed this. Oh I’ve got skillz.
Stick with me, Beca, and you’ll ascend right to the lower middle.– Mike Katzif
novolaras asked: hey Beca! this is Karen! I was wondering until when you will be in DC because a group of us are coming in early April! It would be great to see you again and I hope you are having loads of fun over there :]
You gotta move.
“Swept Inside” by Future Islands I’d be lying if I said I ever consciously heard Future Islands before yesterday morning. It was Lisa’s last morning rising from the foam mattress on my floor and we turned the theoretical dial of Grooveshark over to this Balti-trio. My superior Frannie (a position, OK, everyone holds over me at the office) warned us they were going to get...
nprinterns: Can you spot your favorite intern? So this is something kind of strange I take part in.