April 2010
69 posts
BSC breakdown, according to the Washington Post
Kristy Thomas The tomboy founded the club. Which meant no one could kick her out when she got ragingly bossy. Which was always. Mary Anne Spier Please explain how the bookworm with pigtails and the loony dad was the only sitter with a boyfriend? Claudia Kishi Oh, artistic Claudia. How we envied your Nancy Drew books, your candy stash, your awesome feather earrings. Stacey McGill Do people...
what my dad used to do a lot, his nose got really dry, he would put carmex—well,...
– me, advising mark on how to best remedy his chronic nosebleeds. (via kevynryan)
I ate girl scout cookies and easy mac for lunch yesterday. It’s amazing...
– Katt
I swear next time I see you, I’ll sell you to the balloon man.
– E
Don’t you love when someone you want to hate finally gives you a reason to...
– Daisy
He looked kind at my face with his beady, watery blue eyes. His fat body was packed damn near svelte beneath his navy, polyester uniform.
A pseudo-stained glass chandelier modestly hung over our vinyl booth.
“If you see a black person in a car with a white person,” he said like he’d practiced the response before. “You can bet there’s dope in that vehicle.”
He...
But if we polled 200 people ages 20-30 on the street, how many of them do you...
– Jason Yurgartis
A friend of mine goes to Brown and she has a...
katherine:
shelbysmith:
(via skinnyannie, charliebartlett)
validation sources in my life
kevynryan:
10% job
20% Mom
30% Mark
40% My cat hanging out with me by choice.
A stretch Hummer limo just passed me on the highway positively blasting...
– Kackie
… wrapping up my 1st movie after winning my Emmy. Hopefully married,...
– My 12-year-old response to “What will you be doing in 10 years?” as captured in a notebook my sister, our friends and I filled out during a Y2K New Years party at our house. One of the many ridiculous/embarrassing/overwhelming finds I’ve stumbled upon today whilst emptying my old...
For those curious
fellowacrobat:
April 29 is the kickoff of Jacksonville Suns’ Thursday Throwdown promotion this year (“Thirsty Thursday”). Just in time to celebrate the end of the spring semester.
$1 Budweiser and Yuengling; $2 and $3 shots and mixed drinks.
So dust off your bicycles and scrimp together your dollar bills.
Noted!
Oh my God! Your neck smells exactly like Egg McMuffin right there.
– Erik
Popular Veggie Burgers Contain Poisonous Chemicals →
hushing:
no.noooooooooooo. shouldn’t be eating it anyway but dang.
The only time a lede should ever be a quote is if it’s, ‘I’m...
– Prof. Gibbs (wise guy)
Mom is baking some cookies today. I plan to help by tasting as many as is...
– Dad