I remember when I first met you, you sold me ‘Cripple Crow’ and you...– Everett
“Internal Combustion” by Phillip Oskar...
Me: Ooh, Kraftwerk.
Kelly: Yeah, my fiance's way into them.
Me: Awesome. Guess you got a keeper.
Kelly: I know, that's why I'm marrying the bitch.
… also, leave Erik. Come alone! He’s not one of us … I saw him...– Travis, via drunken voicemail last night.
my gripe with nyquil.
cobwebs: if you’re supposed to get eight hours of sleep a night, why not make a dose of nyquil last eight hours instead of six? because you know as soon as it starts to wear off, you wake up. 30 ml’s are supposed to last six hours so i figured that 30/6 = 5 so i’d bump it up an extra 10 ml’s last night and get two extra hours of sleep. right? wrong. woke up at 4am…right at the six hour mark. ...
Oh, it’s not our friends I mind supporting … it’s TSI.– Cay
The opening of Lomax Lodge Monday, Feb. 15 a la...
eeb: I think my friends/family have begun to grow weary of me yelling “THAT’S A BINGO!” at them. But I just can’t stop. It seems the only appropriate response to anything anymore.
Well, she’s a teacher, not a comedian.– Joel, on my eighth grade science teacher’s disenchantment at my incessant laughter and the resulting detention
Is that her apartment or is that Anthropologie?– Brecken
I still have no idea what the fuck I'm going to...
tomoatmeal: (via amberl) But you know what’s interesting? (Dramatic Pause)…You just wrote that. Sincerely, Your Cool, Unconventional Teacher Who Gets You To Accidentally Learn Things
eeb: Last time I went to Bonnaroo, I slept through Dave Matthews Band. I plan to do one of two things this year, if I go: a) the same; b) throw rotten fruit at him until he gets the point.
I SAW THIS TOO!
fellowacrobat: I’m normally a pretty positive person, but I can’t help but lament the state of our school’s sign-making industry. In driving on to campus today, I saw a sign that read “Deaf Jam Poetry …” and thought, “If this sign is any indication of the level of skilled delivery one might encounter at the reading, it’d probably be an aptly named event.” I wish our students cared a little...
fellowacrobat: cobwebs: fellowacrobat: fuckyeahjason: fellowacrobat: Oh, Outtakes/Chartwells, look out. My campaign to put your name to greater shame is about to begin. Say what? Chartwells is a monopolistic ripoff that takes advantage of college students and the staff/faculty who have no other option on campus. If you want food, it’s all via Chartwells. Whether you visit the...