ladyofthehouse:

Lobster eating instruction or Cosmo Sex Tip? You decide.

Dating is easy.

I haven’t worked at the Union Square Barnes & Noble for over two years but there’s no way I could possibly defriend this former coworker on Facebook as she posts exclusively gold.

Something very cool my friend in Gowanju IG’d.

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After much deliberation and weeks of leaving pet listing tabs open seemingly only to summon agony, I mostly decided to adopt another cat. I found a post for Maine Coon kittens North OTP and texted the number on the Craig’s List ad. I was still nervous about pulling the trigger too early but when I talked the asking price down from $150 to $30, I felt like a successful business tycoon and when you learn something like that about yourself, you deserve a treat.

Like a kitten.

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Good morning.

But…

At least a Basic would have the stones to call someone a bitch, if that’s what she meant. After enough white wine.

Dating is easy.

(via getradified)

THAO & THE GET DOWN STAY DOWN: Need You Tonight (INXS cover)

Oh dang. Good night.

Same.

Same.